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If It Ain't Leaking, It's Empty — Funny Mechanic Tee
$19.99
If it ain't leaking, it's empty.
Every old V8 marks its territory. The day it stops is the day you start worrying.
The front graphic is a small-block V8 with a finned air cleaner, headers and a fan, dripping oil into puddles underneath, drawn in warm retro shop-manual colors.
For anybody who has slid a drain pan under a car and called it maintenance.
Fit and fabric
- 100% cotton, medium-weight 180 g/m2
- Classic relaxed fit, crew neck, true to size
- Tubular knit with no side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder taping
- Tear-away label, no scratchy tag
- Unisex sizing S to 5XL
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric
Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Do not iron the print, do not dry clean