Modern Muscle Burnout Tee — Be Your HOA's Worst Nightmare

The HOA's problem isn't that your car is loud. It's that it's loud at 6:40 on a Saturday, they can hear it three streets over, and there is nothing in the bylaws that can stop you.

Modern American muscle sideways in a cul-de-sac, smoke rolling past a sign that reads NO PROJECT CARS, NO TRAILERS, NO RVs, NO FUN. The plate says ANTI-HOA. Across the bottom: MORE HORSEPOWER, FEWER RULES.

Big front print in red and bone on a worn vintage texture. Pairs well with a violation notice under the wiper.

The shirt

• Soft medium-weight cotton, 180 g/m2 - holds a crisp print without going see-through
• Relaxed unisex fit, crew neck, tear-away label
• Ribbed collar and shoulder tape so it keeps its shape
• OEKO-TEX certified, responsibly sourced cotton
• Printed to order in the United States

Wash cold and inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron the print.