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Retired Mechanic Tee — I'll Tell You What's Wrong With It
$19.99
Retired mechanic. I'll tell you what's wrong with it. I won't fix it.
Forty years of other people's problems is enough. He will still pop the hood, still diagnose it in about nine seconds, and still hand you back your own wrench.
The front graphic is a red mid-fifties hot rod with the hood up and steam rolling out of the engine bay, a shop toolbox parked alongside, all in retro shop-sign lettering.
Retirement gift for the guy who spent his career under a lift, or for anybody who has earned the right to walk away from the job.
Fit and fabric
- 100% cotton, medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd2 (180 g/m2)
- Classic relaxed fit, crew neck, true to size
- Seamless tubular knit body, ribbed collar, shoulder taping
- Tear-away label, no scratchy tag
- Unisex sizing S to 5XL
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric
Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Do not iron the print, do not dry clean