Classic Muscle Burnout Tee — Be Your HOA's Worst Nightmare

Every neighborhood has one. The house with the car cover that never quite covers it, the tarp that looks unsightly from the street, the letter in the mailbox about oil spots on the driveway.

This one is for that house.

Classic American muscle lighting up a cul-de-sac, right past the sign that reads NO PROJECT CARS, NO TRAILERS, NO RVs, NO FUN. The plate says ANTI-HOA. Across the bottom: MORE HORSEPOWER, FEWER RULES.

Big front print in red and bone on a worn vintage texture. Wear it to the next board meeting.

The shirt

• Soft medium-weight cotton, 180 g/m2 - holds a crisp print without going see-through
• Relaxed unisex fit, crew neck, tear-away label
• Ribbed collar and shoulder tape so it keeps its shape
• OEKO-TEX certified, responsibly sourced cotton
• Printed to order in the United States

Wash cold and inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron the print.